Alexa PenaVega, 36

Carmen Cortez

1

Emily Osment, 33

Gerti Giggles

2

Antonio Banderas, 64

Gregorio Cortez

3

Danny Trejo, 81

Machete

4

Carla Gugino, 53

Ingrid Cortez

5

Steve Buscemi, 67

Romero

6

Daryl Sabara, 33

Juni Cortez

7

Holland Taylor, 82

Grandmother

8

Christopher McDonald, 70

President of the USA

9

Mike Judge, 62

Donnagon

10

Cheech Marin, 78

Felix Gumm

11

Taylor Momsen, 31

President's Daughter

12